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This is an onion article, right?

Now that you bring it up, of course we've studied whether babies can be made in a spaceship. It’s literally the only other option for interstellar travel besides cryogenic freezing, which is far more sci-fi than spacesex. Or spacex for short.

If only there was some way to warn people of serious weather conditions. Maybe in 100 years the tech will exist to predict, notify, and evacuate people in a timely manner before the storms arrive.

Theaters are really testing the limits of the bullshit its viewers will sit through.

Smells like the fascists want a new party.

Haha get fucked republicunts.

She is picking a fight with the billionaire oligarchs and unfortunately it seems like a losing battle. Democrats and republicans alike will campaign against her.

Manufactured crisis to enact a police state.

Don’t use their app. Web only.

I’m just over here constructing roads and shelters for my fellow porters. Something so relaxing about the game that scratches an inch I didn’t know I had.

Sell it all in red states only.

Looks like Elon took the “shut your stupid fucking mouth up” advice. Too bad the damage to his image is irreversible. Oh well. I’m afraid I’m all out of tiny violins as well.