hltdev

joined 2 years ago
[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

more like "where's waldo(s)"

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I bookmarked this post so I'll remember to look at it in 19 years

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (10 children)

does anyone actually ever use Bing, when not either tricked/manipulated into using it or under some sort of bribe/incentive via ms rewards ?...

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

perfect, now it can learn to stone sinners in like the Romans did

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

just wants to use your phone bro

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"not fat, but big boned"

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

...but wait you don't love accidently talking to someone in Texas every time you go to turn your dome light off/on ?

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I get DOPEE DOPEE DOPEE but who knows I have ADD and my eyes tend to wander around so...

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"your in my spot" - cat

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I imagine him muttering to himself "tsk tsk tsk ...I knew you should have measured it like I told you...tsk tsk tsk"

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they got it wrong, should have been called: the blue balled vervet monkey.

[–] hltdev@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

most brilliant Wikipedia page hands down 😂

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