iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

joined 9 months ago

So they like being in the closet? Weird, letting the whole world know.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That probably depends on how you're cooking them. Runny yolk from good eggs is an order of magnitude better than the cheap eggs.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You're supposed to stop your car for colors. You don't necessarily need to get out, but hence the rush to get there and inside before colors.

I told my partner, and she asked "Does that include the band?"

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck... I bank with USAA. Ugh, I guess I need to switch banks.

Oh my God, I haven't laughed this hard at a meme in a very long time. Congratulations.

Oh man, do I miss Sheetz and Wawa, especially the fried Mac n cheese, pretzel bun sandwiches, and Hoagie Fest.

...if their nukes are even able to detonate. They age out, hence why they needed to be tested so often.

Fly, yes. Detonate, ????

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh neat. Sounds like Myst in space. Are you a prisoner? I'm guessing, on account of the orange jumpsuits.

Eh, too on the nose to be funny.

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