impiri

I see your schwartz is as big as mine, Jack

A poster is simultaneously a girlfriend and single until it is observed

Look, if you can light up that gym, you can light up a neighborhood

They've redirected the page now that it's getting attention, but here's the archived version.

I'm very skeptical of their claims, but it's possible they've partnered with some small number of apps so that they can claim that this is technically working.

Looking through TIME covers is basically speedrunning semantic satiation

45 burgers 45 fries 45 tacos 45 pies 45 cokes

I’m the numeral 4 in that lovely typeface

I picked up a sealed copy of Otomedius Excellent for a buck just so I'd have a physical reminder of that Konami press conference.

Farewell, E3. You will be sucked :(

Explaining the virtue of perseverance through the lens of the perils of manned spaceflight to Americans: imagine selling burgers

boomsharkalarka

When you’re writing an essay and realize mid-sentence that you hit the word count requirement

You get a color at random from the capsule machine, and they’re all perfect