kablammy

joined 2 years ago
[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Hey, this guy's got spunk! He's got my vote!

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dont get the tense in this post. Are they going to "become" boomers? How does one become a boomer?

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

They should call it "Corps Laver" so it sounds all fancy/French for the girls, and sounds like corpse and lava for the manly men.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

The parents probably pronounce "nuclear" as "nucular".

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I guess the other shoe just dropped.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I hope he owned the libs, because he doesn't own a shoe business any more.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Years ago I thought I was being smart encrypting my home dir on my Linux server. I found out the hard way this prevents remote login over ssh using public key encryption, as the .ssh dir is in the home dir, which is encrypted unless you are already logged in at the time! So every time I wanted to ssh in, I had to plug in a monitor and log in on the console first.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was Prime Minister when he lost his seat, not the opposition leader.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Option 1a, he believes the Arial font is a tattoo because he has shitty eyesight (so to him, the blurry text doesn't look obviously Photoshopped on), but nobody knows that because he's too vain to wear glasses.

(Still an idiot, of course)

 

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by kablammy@sh.itjust.works to c/dailygames@lemmy.zip
 

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