My phone keyboard can't comprehend what I'm about to write, looks like I'm on my own...
Aren't rizz and gyatt separate though? Isn't it that you want to have one of them, either rizzin or using that bussin' gyatt, as you put it? Or is it that "skibidi rizz" is the gyatt, because skibidi=toilet? Am I reading into it too much?
If you want media where you might actually use past tense, consider lost media (like old episodes of Doctor Who), live streams (especially where the person stopped streaming), long-term ongoing series that keep up to date with current events (vlogs, blogs, maybe reality TV?)