mere

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[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

...oh. ok i'm never ordering ice in anything again

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Elon Musk is a parody of himself

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

nope, it's 17.5. and also 16.

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I'm an idiot, the image was broken so I opened it in a new tab and was extremely confused as to why I was being 'blocked' even with a vpn active

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago
[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

literal embodiment of ':D'

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

haha same, i just also need no feelings, serial killer coding, tight clothing and a scrappy-doo physique! i've already weirdly veiny so that's vascularity checked off - i'm basically already there

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hard cycling will yes - power requires thicc muscles, so interval training etc. is very good at growing your legs

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

oh yeah, aren't mitochondria kind of their own thing that just happened to end up inside other organisms?

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

fuck your bear trap, that strawberry is MINE. hyperdashes through it at 200 km/h

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

pls stop speaking

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

meanwhile my legs get enough dark hair to look icky and horrible literally a week after shaving them completely smooth :(

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