mokus

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[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

And the CEO would be the only survivor

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

Easy - declare that kids of illegal immigrants aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US, then the 14th amendment doesn’t apply!

Of course you’d probably still need legislation to do that, if not an amendment.

I think he wants us to shit ourselves in public about this stuff so he can mock us, but the grandiose gestures he’s throwing around right now are mostly just laughably stupid. I’m still preparing for the shitstorm but I don’t think the big noises he’s making now are telegraphing the real plays.

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

SMH all these lefttrenders

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

When future generations (of alien colonists on our dead world) update the story of Cassandra, the main character will be changed to Bernie

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if we do get a Brutus we’re still fucked, got it

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I think that’s the answer. He’d eat the hamburger half.

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

They’re taking all our drugs and bringing jobs into the country 😢

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No matter how many times he types hamberder2, it will show to us as **********

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s especially perverse that they have decided the sin of sodom was homosexuality and used that as a wedge to exclude and dehumanize people, so that they can feel better about committing the ACTUAL sin of sodom that their own book clarifies is inhospitality to the outcasts and foreigners

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The tornado tourism industry is gonna be huge!

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