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[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

100% thought the story was gonna end with "she died."

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rooting for your kitty!

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I hear ya!

I guess Neom is what happens when a billionaire in the desert gets infected by the seastedding brainworms.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

Neom update:

Description:A Lego set on the clearence shelf. It's an offroad truck that has Neom badges on it.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 3 days ago

It reminds me of the bizzare and ill-omened rituals my ancestors used to start a weed eater.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Latter Say Daints

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 3 days ago

New believers spreading the "good news" eh?

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Seventh Day Add-fent-ists

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 11 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

right? lol but I cant it's too popular with the kiddos

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (11 children)

CW: Slop, body humor, Minions

So my boys recieved Minion Fart Rifles for Christmas from people who should have known better. The toys are made up of a compact fog machine combined with a vortex gun and a speaker. The fog machine component is fueled by a mixture of glycerin and distilled water that comes in two scented varieties: banana and farts. The guns make tidy little smoke rings that can stably deliver a payload tens of feet in still air.

Anyway, as soon as they were fired up, Ammo Anxiety reared its ugly head, so I went in search of a refill recipe. (Note: I searched "Minions Vortex Gun Refill Recipe") and goog returned this fartifact*:

194 dB, you say? Alvin Meshits? The rabbit hole beckoned.

The "source links" were mostly unrelated except one, which was a reddit thread that lazily cited ChatGPT generating the same text almost verbatim in response to the question, "What was the loudest ever fart?"

Luckily, a bit of detectoring turned up the true source, an ancient Uncyclopedia article's "Fun Facts" section:

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Fartium

The loudest fart ever recorded occurred on May 16, 1972 in Madeline, Texas by Alvin Meshits. The blast maintained a level of 194 decibels for one third of a second. Mr. Meshits now has recurring back pain as a result of this feat.

Welcome to the future!

  • yeah I took the bait/I dont know what I expected
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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/techtakes@awful.systems
 

A Harpers contributer does the legwork and gets a head start on deflating the next dumb hype cycle.

 

404 Media develops a skeptical take on an unhinged conference presentation.

TLDR: IAEA appears to be cooked. Peak lunacy is on display.

The comments are full of quality sneers.

Edit: The whole presentation feels like the product of an extended manic episode, it's comoleyely ungrounded from the realities of operating a commercial nuclear power plant.

 

This is peak laziness. It seems that the reading list's author used autoplag to extrude the entire 60 page supplemental insert. The author also super-promises this has never happened before.

 

Absolutely delusional wishcasting on the part of our very good friends.

 

By Timnit Gebru and Emile P. Torres

Pro-tier sneers by seasoned veterans, get em while they're hot!

Edit: I am reliably informed that it is no longer hot.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/freeasm@awful.systems
 

From the Uplifting News Department, an event that was brought to our attention by Wandering.shop member David Croyle. Specifically, that time that the administrators of rpg.net bluntly declared that their website is officially a No Nazis Bar.

There were no follow-up questions: https://wandering.shop/@croyle/113980700961699526

 

Looks like a local boy did good.

I linked the /r/nashville post since it has a good description of the website. Users can see a history of rent prices for a given property and its neighbors, which gives some leverage in negotiations. For more context, local rent prices are down 6% from highs.

I'm curious to see if it takes off, and how robust it is against adversarial tactics like bogus reports and nuisance lawsuits.

EDIT: Fixed "Blocked" issue by linking to archive

EDIT2: Also linked to the correct archive page

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/freeasm@awful.systems
 

Rojava has built what seems like a robust, equitable, bullshit-resistant mutual aid system in the face of incredible resistance. The idea of a system that can be an autonomous administration in some areas while operating--possibly legally--in parallel with a nation-state government in others is something I find very appealing.

I'm having a hard time understanding how the underlying system works in detail. I think this is largely due to a language barrier.

Any recommendations for Bookchin/Öcalan type reading for beginners? I've procrastinated on it because I hate reading theory (and it's always embarrassing to need hand holding at my age), but needs must. I haven't had much luck turning up English language stuff that lays out how the system works in a way I could share with a casual observer.

 

John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

 

When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

 

(Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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