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@lIlIlIlIlIlIl @diz "We made the computer worse at arithmetic! Look how smart we are! This is surely the future!"

@sailor_sega_saturn @swlabr

Bears. This always leads to some of them being eaten by bears.

@swlabr

> convert a live-action film into a cartoon

AI halfwits discover rotoscoping

@Seminar2250 @visaVisa dude read like half of an Iain M Banks book and failed to understand any of it

@dgerard from the classic sci-fi novel Please Don't Construct The Completely Unsexy Robot?

@db0 @self Residential Proxy Pain are playing at the Dublin Castle in Camden this Friday, £4 advance, £5 on the door

@swlabr @scruiser Java Runtime Environment?

@froztbyte @Natanox

In that moment, the novice was enlightened

@dgerard it has a lot of "I sleep in a racing car" energy tbh

@IsThisAnAI @dgerard I spray shit at the wall all the time. Like every day

The people who own the walls are *vexed*

@spankmonkey @dgerard

"I can't sing or play any instruments, and I haven't written any songs, but you *have* to let me join your band"

@Soyweiser @fullsquare

"With software it (as far as I can tell) is also quickly that bigger projects need bigger teams, and that adds a lot of communication problems, and as a non-stacking process you can’t just add more programmers to make stuff go faster"

I bought two copies of that Fred Brooks book so I could read it twice as fast