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Well she involuntarily quit responding to Mom now that she's a grandma (not my doing, my siblings have kids). So now I call her the same thing the kids do, Mimi

Yea I only have a bachelor's in physics, can't explain the black magic fuckery that is electromagnetism. Go find someone with a PhD, I bailed to be an engineer

An actual textbook cover. I mean... An ancient grimoire of the dark arts

Edit: I almost forgot about the sequel

I mean, yea. The people designing the AC to DC power supplies often don't care what you use them for, why would they bother putting schematics for a real load on their diagram?

Bleach + ammonia = chloramine

Bleach + vinegar = chlorine gas

Both are harmful

I know someone who missed an emailed wedding invite because of an AI assisted inbox sorting. Yea, hard pass, I don't want this

Beautiful use of machine learning and machine vision, get out of here with facial recognition everywhere, give me shit like this

Beat me to it by 6 minutes, darn

Bumped into something sharp and it cut me. No biggie. Except for the part where I haven't self harmed in 3.5 years and it looks EXACTLY like something I would've done intentionally. Mildly triggering. I'll live though.

Play on words. They're saying that fucking someone lower on the 0-10 hotness scale is fucking DOWN, so fucking someone hotter is fucking UP (I don't really use that scale lol, just easiest way to describe it)

Toeing is correct. Something like not stepping over a line, whether literal or figurative, you're up at the edge, almost crossing the line, your toes are touching it. Toeing the line.

Elementary school for me, I think 2nd grade, but yeah