platysalty

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Sounds like The Matrix to me

I would like to request that we go back to shitposting. My heart cannot handle this on pre-Monday

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post

Baldur’s Gate 3’s combat encounters are particularly tedious. I have taken to saving right before I enter any combat encounter so that I can start over the second things start to go sour.

Tell me you're young without telling me you're young.

Saving before every corner used to be SOP

The red dot makes it drift better

Sorry, on what controller now?

I see. So you'd rather write multiple paragraphs of excuses instead of spending that time on coping with what you can.

I understand how this sub works now, and I'm disappointed. Bye.

To be fair, them some real good spice

Because being horrible with time is a predictable thing. As a human being, we have the ability to plan and act in ways that compensate for predictable weaknesses.

If you notice you're always late, but you never try to leave earlier, you're either a moron or an asshole.

sigh