regedit

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[–] regedit@feddit.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

We have much to learn of your wisdom!

[–] regedit@feddit.online 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Aww, but then I gotta be a dick to crows and I like the small army of two that I've amassed thus far! Even if they wouldn't know, I would know!

[–] regedit@feddit.online 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I attach raw chicken to my phone and let the racoons be my digital eyes for a few. They get fed, I get plausible deniability, and only a mild case of conjunctivitis!

[–] regedit@feddit.online 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know about you but I cannot wait until raw sewage is part of my daily diet!

[–] regedit@feddit.online 10 points 3 weeks ago

There's an 'A' and an 'I' in their name!!!!

[–] regedit@feddit.online 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Narrator: They weren't.

[–] regedit@feddit.online 5 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know. Most seemed so focused on the healthcare stuff that I'm really hoping it was removed entirely. Otherwise, healthcare cuts for 17-million is a pin prick of pain compared to what is coming!

[–] regedit@feddit.online 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But it will take long enough to happen that the goldfish-brained MAGA voters will still swallow his and the GOP's shit like it's some newly dropped flavor. It's fucking sad and pathetic, really.

[–] regedit@feddit.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

Lucky for the them, that's all we have now that the billionaires have bought them all up and carved them out to husks with shambling corpses that used to be loved ones!

[–] regedit@feddit.online 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bonus points if all or most of the armed guards are large, 6'5"+ linebacker sized black dudes looking like they're ready for a fight!

[–] regedit@feddit.online 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are they really a union with just three kobolds in a trenchcoat, though?

[–] regedit@feddit.online 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Aww, fawn! 🥹

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