schmaustin

You can put a leash on anything if you're brave enough

I feel like a hundred bucks!

because of the titties or just because its long af?

Yeah I think this is one of those unforgivable curses

He's not unemployed though, he's got a very important job, and that's Beach.

For real "so and so wrote about this" instead of whatever ambiguous nonsense that was lol

Just buy new teeth

Crunchertize me cappin

Yeah, see, I couldn't even come up with that

I need a medium sized dog for reference