sentient_loom

AOL digital prophet lol that's amazing

It's nice that you give your kid cigarettes

This is how he should always be introduced.

Electronic music legend Brian Eno. You might remember him as the composer of the Windows 95 chime.

This time we're cheering... but he's correct, so the meme still works structurally.

aaaand out the window we go!

Even the best ads are slop, just because it's ads. But it's totally legit to probe them for technique, and to also take the job and make it into a work of art (which is ultimately slop because it's ads)

Still boring lol. They're on the equivalent of AI slop.

It's like reading a cartoon.

Wow, groundbreaking research!

I saw tourist@lemmy.world at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

That tends to be my experience.

poisoned by her enemies