snailboy

Is this the one where they asked him if it was true that he had an ‘egg-shaped penis’, and he walked out of the room?

Space Truckers (1996)

This one flew under the radar because it apparently never got a proper US marketing campaign or something, but it’s an easy contender for cult classic. It’s campy, it’s colourful, it’s got some truly great practical fx work, it’s got Charles fucking Dance in it for some reason… it’s like a budget Fifth Element, but they pay attention to space physics, sorta. There’s also pigs in the shape of cubes, for easier stacking. Anyway, kinda blew me away when I stumbled upon it. YMMV, but I highly recommend.

“What if we take a space shuttle and shove another space shuttle up its ass?”

Equally exhausting to live in a world where those pussies make all the fucking rules.

There are tales of pots that have been watched, and it is said amongst the people that they do not boil.

Yeah he does look like a Zander.

You don’t think there’s anything worth saving?

Ah, Rhubarb

This thing needs a defrag, badly