stepintomydojo

Following that incident, airlines and TSA began asking passengers to voluntarily remove their shoes when going through security. 

Voluntarily?? When was it ever voluntary?

Genius. If you vaporize them they can't melt.

I hear Greenland has WMDs - in the form of melting glaciers that will cause some kind of climate catastrophe. /s

They do. The problem is that controlled burns are by definition small so they can be controlled and there's a lot of forest.

Trains must have stopped derailing, all we hear about now is planes. /s

(Proving the point about the news and its tendency to focus on the currently popular issue)

The actual website, since the article fails to link to it: https://visdeurbel.nl/en/the-fish-doorbell/

This is excellent and really helps show how it was going engines first at the end.