sturger

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[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

People keep forgetting that these companies’ product is stock price, not whatever they’re advertising at any given moment.
Their “CEOs” have gotten sloppy because the grift has gotten so easy they naturally assume everyone is in on it. If everyone is in on the grift, there’s no need to lie about it.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Maybe I can pitch them on my new startup idea: Cell phones that never need recharging. You drive to the theater and enter into a soundproof booth. You pay with bitcoin, then type in the phone number of the person you want to talk to...

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, I'm looking for something that would understand the operation (? insert correct term here) of the language well enough to rename intelligently.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

Look, I steal cars and sell them for money. If I were forced to ask the car owner's for permission before stealing them, it would ruin my industry.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago (12 children)

Honest question: I haven't used AI much. Are there any AIs or IDEs that can reliably rename a variable across all instances in a medium sized Python project? I don't mean easy stuff that an editor can do (e.g. rename QQQ in all instances and get lucky that there are no conflicts). I mean be able to differentiate between local and/or library variables so it doesn't change them, only the correct versions.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Looks like the Oligarchs are serious about crashing the economy.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a good plan, except for the cautionary tale of the Golgafrinchams from Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

Golgafrincham was a planet, once home to the Great Circling Poets of Arium. The descendants of these poets made up tales of impending doom about the planet. The tales varied; some said it was going to crash into the sun, or the moon was going to crash into the planet. Others said the planet was to be invaded by twelve-foot piranha bees and still others said it was in danger of being eaten by an enormous mutant star-goat.

These tales of impending doom allowed the Golgafrinchans to rid themselves of an entire useless third of their population. The story was that they would build three Ark ships. Into the A ship would go all the leaders, scientists and other high achievers. The C ship would contain all the people who made things and did things, and the B Ark would hold everyone else, such as hairdressers and telephone sanitisers. They sent the B ship off first, but of course, the other two-thirds of the population stayed on the planet and lived full, rich and happy lives until they were all wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

/s

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Tell your coworker to review it with his AI and then ship it.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Conservatism is the attempt to rationalize greed.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

Microsoft claims that AI can replace human programmers. Why doesn't Microsoft just do so and let an AI "fix" the problems reported by AIs?

Not sure why they're even involving human employees in this problem. /s

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Heck, the US can't even standardize on meters. We have volt meters, amp meters, flow meters, sound meters...

[I'll show myself out]

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Thanks for the tip on Guhl.

I'm not familiar with Guhl. When I did a search, the first result was for Guhl Motors. My thought was, "Thank goodness my motor oil won't change formula." 😀

 

The title is a bit of an exaggeration.

Why do corporations change shampoo and toothbrushes so often? I'll go through 10 different shampoos and toothbrushes, then find ones I like. I'll probably be able to purchase them again a few times before the ones I like are no longer available.

What are the forces driving manufacturer's to change their basic wares so often? Besides Wall St. greed, that is?

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