tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I'm just going to start singing "ba laa laa lalalala" and I hope you will join int.

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And, what of it? Were you able to remember details about yourself?

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Ah I see, thanks for the context. Nonetheless, can't DB take the profits from the Trucks and invest it in the Trains?

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The company should still maintain the infrastructure, or pay back their consumers for every missed train. They've been making profit year-in year-out, the least they could do is throw some of their pocket change at the repair crew.

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Sasuke and Naruto are about to fight at the Valley of The End mural. Before they do, I ride up to them in old timey horse, and dismount in a spritely manner.

"Whatchoo boys fightin' fo?" I inquire, whilst spitting a piece of Americana on the floor.

They look at me quizically, surveying my power from my dusty old boots to my cowboy hat. They say nothing, just watch me gyrate my hip as I get back on my hoss.

"You boys be good nao" I say, tipping my hat and mosying on towards Konoha

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wow, it's really good. Who knew that asking a bot to provide references would immediately improve the quality of the answers?

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The reply is pretty self-explanatory too. The cable exists in a 4-dimensional space.

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

I overslept once outside of an airport in Wilmington. It was a dark, dreary day, and all I wanted to do was go back to sleep. Thank God my boss burst into my room, dragged me out of bed, and pushed me in front of that powerpoint presentation. It went really well, despite some judging remarks about having baggy eyes.

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not labelled, but it's there, the large north-east heading river above Erie

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Robot Chicken made this exact same joke. I think they stole it from the Church

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is a good hill to die on, and I applaud you for it.
*stabs him*

[–] tetris11@kbin.social 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is illuminating that the problem isn't actually wanting to drink whilst driving, but just to pass the time faster when commuting home. The problem is how Americans have designed their cities, not drinking.

Edit: People, not Americans. Freudian slip.

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