theilleist

joined 1 year ago
[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Run command: "Fiat Lux"

Warning: it will take 7 days to complete operation. Continue?

"This had better be good."

"Fuck it, I'm tired of waiting, I'll come back on the 8th day."

"Oh, this IS good."

"What are these stupid apes doing? Fine, I'll educate them myself."

Instantiate avatar: "Jesus_Nazareth"

Which part is directly excluded?

[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)

If we had the technological power, would humans run simulations of universes with Planck length precision? Obviously yes. So extrapolating from our one and only example of intelligent life (us), it seems like intelligent life enjoys stimulating universes. If our reality were the result of that kind of project, and the engineers lived outside the laws of physics, I would call them higher beings. And they could be as hands-off or as interventionist as they pleased.

[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I always liked that Marain, the common tongue of the Iain M. Banks Culture novels, was a conlang in universe.

[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

You remind me of God in this classic:

A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he meets God and tells him a holocaust joke.

God says, "That’s not funny."

And the man says, "I guess you had to be there."

[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aw, come on.

"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."

"Where's the best place to hide after committing murder? Behind a badge."

"Did you know today is the anniversary of the Jonestown massacre? I'd tell you a joke about it, but the punch line is too long."

[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah, robots looking at photos of kids that their parents voluntarily posted on the internet is no laughing matter. Way more serious than, say, violent crime. And nobody makes jokes about that, do they?

[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

While I personally wouldn't want AI inserting trains into photos of my kids without my consent, many kids like trains, and they could add some whimsy to an otherwise uninteresting picture.

[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

This, but unironically.

[–] theilleist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Give shitty advice, get a shitty summary of your own shitty advice.

view more: ‹ prev next ›