thurstylark

joined 2 years ago
[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago

This is my childhood relationship with The Batter Spoon.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Do I have a girlfriend now?

Well, you're already a clueless lesbian, so you're at least a girl for sure.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

It's only polite

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Me in normal circumstances: "Don't perceive me, I am not here, attention is pain, under the radar is my happy place"

Me running tech for live events: "Something is fucky on stage mid-song, and I am here to fix it. Fuck your attention, I am unborking a thing here."

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

IT'S PIKACHU!!!

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

He's mostly dead. Which means slightly alive

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, tried that first, but no banana. Interaction wasn't available even when he was floating in my new hole :P Warping out and back in got that back for me.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For anyone looking for a solution to this one: warp to another system and back.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Oh no! Nuance?? We can't have that! Put those people in the same box, ASAP!!

Fucking hell, just let people have their distinctions.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We can't guarantee someone won't set your cars on fire, sooooooooo.... GTFO now.

- Auto show organizers (probably)

 

In this dream, I quickly poly-saturated myself, then added everyone to the same group chat, and chaos ensued.

The problem was not that I hadn't cleared the whole poly thing with everyone beforehand. Dream me is apparently at least that much of a stand-up dude...

And no, the big problem wasn't that I had done this before I had introduced everyone in person (apparently, this isn't a part of dream me's dynamic, who knew)...

No, the biggest problem was that I did so via some sort of WORK SYSTEM, AND NOW IT'S AN HR PROBLEM OHMYGOD

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