toast

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[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are you kidding? Infighting is the only thing that will lead to a decent candidate. Primary fights are great

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 16 points 4 months ago

Puts that closet full of ducks into perspective, doesn't it

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 19 points 4 months ago
[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 7 points 4 months ago

Thanks! Now I know what night this week will be cloudy

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

A San Jacinto man who authorities believe masqueraded as an employee at three Southern California hospitals and used insider knowledge to enter secure areas stole $300,000 worth of surgical equipment and skin grafts, the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department said.

When asked for a statement, the man replied "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient."

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, you know what they say. Someone could shoot him on 5th Avenue and no one would care.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 12 points 4 months ago

Later, the same official was quoted as saying "The Larch"

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 5 points 4 months ago

Their purpose is to “protect federal property” and “support federal and District law enforcement,” the order says.

No, their purpose is to "support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic"

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

It's all those ones and zeros. They're stressing the system. Well, mainly it's the ones. The zeros aren't really a problem at all, except when they interrupt the ones, which admittedly they often do.

-- some official

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Who wrote this crap?

Wasey says sleep inertia, characterized by dizziness, lightheadedness, nausea and disorientation, is one of the main reasons people feel sick after taking a snooze.

I'm afraid that this circular description of sleep inertia is about as technical as this article gets.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 5 points 4 months ago

I believe Trump has more experience with incontinence as well

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How is 'native' pejorative, or otherwise insensitive? Really

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