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So management now has to sit out on bonuses and take severe pay cuts for wrongfully hireing that many people... right?

Don't have any personal experience, but https://awesome-selfhosted.net/tags/inventory-management.html seems like a good starting point.

Except when you're privileged its easy to find some doctors to get you exempted. I've seen it with my own eyes. None of the boys with rich parents had to serve.