tryitout

joined 2 years ago
[–] tryitout 19 points 1 year ago

Have to invest points in radiation resistance.

[–] tryitout 4 points 1 year ago

I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.

[–] tryitout 13 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.

[–] tryitout 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Find the mute button - usually the second button down on the right - then mark it clearly with a sharpie for the next person.

[–] tryitout 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.

[–] tryitout 21 points 1 year ago

I see this a lot too. Based on where I live, I've assumed it's bc there are too many people living in the house and they need some peace and quiet and/or talk on the phone in private. It's common to see 6+ cars in front of 3 bedroom houses here, housing prices being what they are.

[–] tryitout 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks to the third toot.

[–] tryitout 10 points 1 year ago

(insert this is fine meme.jpg)

[–] tryitout 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They should rename the Grand Canyon to Death Canyon, it's got Death Valley beat.

(Nature is breathtaking, but please be prepared people).

[–] tryitout 6 points 1 year ago

Where's the shark?

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