turtlepower

You left out the part where they steal all that shit, which is why we kicked their asses.

It sounds like you found everything you're going to find without paying for a professor. What you're looking for is where the money comes in. The professor is the one that teaches you the things you're supposed to learn, not the books. Yeah, you can read the books yourself, and you'll get something out of it, but you won't learn everything you would from a professional, and you have a strong chance to learn things wrong without guidance.

Yes, education should be available to all, but this isn't the answer. Definitely pirate (school) books, though.

This is what I want to see in my yard. Wild bunnies, wildflowers, and wild growth!

I just want to note that they are using "awful" in the original sense, "full of awe".

Sad. Thanks for the effort, though!

I do try to avoid Amazon as much as possible, which is not easy when you're poor. This is definitely one of those things that's not worth giving Amazon more money. Who knows, maybe I'll see it somewhere else!

Where did you get it?? I need one!

He looks like a Compsognathus kinda guy.

(For the non-dino nerds Compsognathus means "pretty jaw".)

Me, too!

Zompire

That's a noble thought, but when you start seeing the cost of upkeep and actually repairing things the right way, you'll end up just like the rest of them.

This makes me think of Bender's apartment and I'm just waiting for them to open a "closet door" into the rest of the apartment.

Anyway, death to landlords.