Maybe they've got the wrong house
usualsuspect191
Not really needing it instead of not needing it at all is still crazy
Costco sells a big jar of garlic-stuffed green olives and I have to ration my daily intake or I'll destroy the jar in no time
Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut
The scarf in Shinobi was such a revelation when it came out
I still buy CDs. I rip them, then store the disc as physical backup.
I prefer blueberries
The title is usually a bait and switch to get you into the comments.
AITAH for shoving a small child?
There was a bus about to hit them and I saved their life. Their mother cursed me out because the kid got a skinned knee. Half my family thinks I need to apologize. They're blowing up my phone.
Also in the Fifth Element
It's worse. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell.
FYI for those interested, the campsite is Whitehorn (not Whitehorse). Beautiful area, and will be well worth visiting Berg Lake once the trail is up and running again (flooding damaged bridges a few years ago, with repairs set to be completed this summer)