valkyre09

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Trump Demands Israel to Cease Firing in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

He’ll also feed your parents to you if you piss him off

sus ඞ in c/agedlikemilk@sh.itjust.works
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

The doctor who approach

TIL of this legend... in c/historymemes@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 67 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good to know that sort of thing is behind humanity now…

Technichally-wrong community. Here here, peepostin' lyka pro in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Purple urine bag syndrome?

Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome

"Where are you?" in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I wonder if the spike is radio, then the dip is landline telephones followed by a spike of mobile phones?

I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US) in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

When I saw the hell in a cell reference I got a little excited. Then slightly sad

Self-Driving Tesla Fails School Bus Test, Hitting Child-Size Dummies… Meanwhile, Robo-Taxis Hit the Road in 2 Weeks. in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Linus tech tips recently reviewed a car with semi auto self driving. It can keep you in the lane and at the right speed. He said it’s perfect for school zones because he knows he doesn’t have to watch the Speedo and give that extra attention to watching for kids walking out. I have to agree with him, there is a school on my commute and the speed drops to 20mph. I let the car do that bit while I worry about little (or sometimes big) feet.

Would I trust that system to spot a child before I do? Not a chance.

gotta be sure... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

There were probably some people who just really liked "Never gonna give you up" and really enjoyed getting rick rolled in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

404 - I have no idea what you’re looking for, but I know this’ll cheer you up …

Record number of Americans applied for UK citizenship as Trump began second term in c/world@quokk.au
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

CATHEDRAL CITY!!!

Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sauce?

Edit : nvm https://youtu.be/PJQVlVHsFF8

Thanks to the poster who wrote OOGA CHAKA

I don't remember that part of the movie Ghost in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.

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TIFU by using a hammer drill a little too eagerly (infosec.pub)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by valkyre09@lemmy.world to c/tifu@sopuli.xyz
18 comments fedilink
 

I pushed the drill a little too hard from the other side. Didn’t realise the damage I’d done until I came around the other side to my wife shouting and screaming. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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iOS Updates - Creating additional Home Screen icons (lemmy.world)
 

When I update the app via the settings menu, sometimes (not all times) it’ll create two additional Home Screen icons. One named Voyager and another named vLemmy.

I have previously had the app on my Home Screen with both these names. I’m guessing it’s weird legacy config from previous installs.

How exactly does the update feature work? Why, if it’s a web app, do I need to update at all? Doesn’t it just auto update when you load the app?

What is this witchcraft?

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