waz

I’m not your friend, chum

Ah, my favourite.

is Tire Iron, the same as Tyre Lever?

And Ireland are looking more and more horny as time goes by.

Pillock and plonker are rude, meaning cock either way, but it’s kind of archaic and lost the emphasis. Berk on the other hand is full on rude, but used lightly compared to its direct translation from rhyming slang

PlayStation 1?

Tannins.

They did, what’s next?

It was better in the original Klingon

They created a toxic work environment, and I’d just legislate them out of existence.

The short version is; These delivery companies created a modern slavery situation which simultaneously creates road safety and personnel safety issues. Simple solution, ban deliveroo, just eat and ubereats outright. Delivery drivers should be employees of takeway companies. Then minimum wages can be enforced and traceability and transparency for all rights and safeguards can be seen. Bonus is, you’re not going to get hit by an unlicensed e-moto in a city centre by some shattered forgotten body who may or may not be entitled to work.

No, this looks like an AI generated film poster.