yannic

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[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Also, the Canadian Taxpayers Federation which has recently paid for YouTube ads against automatic tax filing.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am a used car salesman just for the day.

That'll buff right out.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was about to buy some asparagus that were labeled as the product of Mexico (hey, protectionism isn't a solitary action). Some employee helpfully left them in the shipping box, which was labeled "Distributed by..." some place in the US of A.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yes, this old news is about a nuclear-powered attack submarine, not necessarily a submarine that can nuclear-attack.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

...but dark chocolate is not milk chocolate, it's dark chocolate.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Stop putting milk in your dark chocolate, and I'll start caring.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Yes, that's the intention when used properly. When abused, it's a "cover your ass" statement.

I challenge these manufacturers to provide actual data supporting their claims that these allergens can be found near their production lines, or in the factories producing their ingredients.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

That lazy allergens list. Besides shellfish, the only allergens not in "may contain" are actually in the ingredients.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make it true. Make an announcement saying we have ceded to his demands and have forbidden the banks from operating here.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

The PM agrees with The Globe and Mail once and now they think they'll get two in a row?

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm not sure I understand. Are these cookies and bars of soap 0.001% pure fentanyl?

If not, then it seems these warnings (and these products) are for drug traffickers, not the general public.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Could you edit your comment to include a homophone in your third sentence? For instance, substitute "no" with "know", or "way" with "weigh"?

I'll delete my comment afterwards. It's just that comedy often comes in threes.

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