this is in badposting because i'm too lazy to get a link and post to cth or politics

the kingdom of heaven.

what is wrong with people who eat pasta at restauarants?

Now play a fifteen hour game where all gameplay is QTEs.

Real Proletarians scoop it out

it's true folks. sorry but it just is. if you think a video game is good? if you like a video game? it's actually bad and you're just fucking wrong, sorry. All video games are just bad and they're not good and if you think they are good they are bad

I should have known better, as the whole critique the aristocracy from the inside genre is terrible as fuck. Napoleonic novels (as boomer Americans call the genre) have the slowest dialogue of patricians talking in French in their fucking palaces. And it's basically autobiographical. OMG, be a "writer" and think up new material. Of course, I had to try as the book got great reviews. I thought I'd try it with Anna's Archive being so easy.

Fuckkkkkkkk the long boring ass battle scenes. OMG pls talk less and have more explosions. The beginning of the book is just 1000 pages of Pierre fumbling his way through the Russian aristocracy. I thought that my hentai brain couldn't stand some old slow book from a bygone era, but I'm checking this shit and it was released in 1869!

If I was some closeted horny dude like Tolstoy who loved impregnating my serfs and pretending that I'm a good lord, a book with a loser who meets Napoleon would get me hard. Why can't more books be like DaVinci Code? I wanna discover the conspiracies throughout the art world of Europe and a balanced protagonist, thank you.

Do you have the time

To soak your beans in brine?

Or are you opening a can

Cause you're in a hurry?

I am one of those

Tasty bean eating fools

Chomping on some beans

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself some treats

Sometimes the beans go into me

It all keeps adding up

On beans I'm fillin' up

Am I just full beans?

Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink

To analyze my beans

She said not to see her anymore

I went to a store

I was out of beans and needed more

So I bought a bunch of them

It was pretty rad

A goblin that eats gunpowder and loves exploding

Call me carbon sink

We have classic dishes like blue moon ice cream, alcohol, and three-beanis salad.

You're not kidding? Unironically? No joke? Honestly though. Be real for a sec. Woah woah woah. Rewind. Haha wow. Incredible. I mean, christ almighty, fuck's sake, come on now.

Oh? Hmm? Hmm. Right. Uh huh. ???? Ahhhhh, okay. Damn. Fuck, man. Wow. Unironically though. You really aren't kidding. Seriously though. FOR REAL.

Yeah okay. Sure. Suuuurrrrre. All right, whatever you say. Yeah yeah. Fine. Okay bud.

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(Don't mind me, I'm on caffeine)

Where do you think RuZZia is going to go after it's finished with Ukraine? That's right, right here in the USA. Russia will invade Wisconsin and then what? You think Trump is going to stop them. Him and Putin are friggin' GAY with each other.

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Remember, the next Antifa meeting is at asg101's house.

So what, 10,000? A million? And by when?