Poogona

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[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

honestly it's Fucking bull shit how people will say stupid fucking wordlists instead of letting me do my own brain thinking which I'm supposed to be doing????? like they just give me their songsing fucking bookwords that they probably practiced to say good instead of showing me the thing there fucking showing me with fucking normal people words that explain stuff good to people who dont just spend all their time getting good at saying stuff they heard other people saying

 

This funky-looking snake is the Tentacled Snake

To answer your question, the tentacles are little sensory organs. They hunt fish underwater, so maybe they help? They have a better tool than those tentacles for hunting fish, though, and it's behavioral.

For context, fish have a few extremely quick "starts" that are deeply embedded instinctive responses to threats. They happen quicker than a larger animal can really even think, and they start with a specific bend of the body. The most studied (and the most common I think?) is the "C-start", so named because it involves the fish bending its body into a C-shape away from a threat before they start swimming away.

Snakes have quick predatory reflexes, but a fish small enough for them to eat will be quicker. To overcome this fact, tentacled snakes have an incredibly simple and elegant trick.

To put it simply, the snake "herds" the fish into its mouth. It will slide in alongside the fish out of striking range, and suddenly flick a few vertebrae down the length of its body, on the opposite side of the fish from where the snake's head is. When the fish then instinctively "c-starts" away from the movement, it flees directly into the snake's waiting mouth.

Yes, this snake abuses the fish's aggro mechanics for maximum farm efficiency

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Damn I have watched the furry community grow on the internet since the days of the cringe flame wars and sensational pop interviews, they have come so far, brings a tear to the eye

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Love how ai exposes people who think art is about artists giving you exactly what you know and want already

 

send help

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Okay yeah I should establish that it is a problematic fav

I was much more interested in how it captured a deranged side of post 9/11 America that I was steeped in but saw no representation of.

Like people literally fled from him for approaching them while looking indistinctly foreign

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (8 children)

The first Borat showed me a realm of funny I had not yet established trade routes with, it was awesome

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

My stomach is making clicking sounds when I change sitting positions I think something is growing in there

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You think I won't do it? You think I won't throw a tantrum right here, right now? You seriously think I'm not willing to stomp my heels as hard as I can and fuck up my knee again? You gotta understand, I will cry until I'm out of breath and make big racking sobs right here with everyone watching. You SERIOUSLY believe I won't scream at you until I puke and you'll have to help me out of my sopping chair into the bathroom to clean my shirt off? You are insane if you think I'm not willing to grab handfuls of your clothes and pull and spin around so they cover my face. I will contort myself into a pretzel on the floor and make a whining sound while I roll around motherfucker. Just wait asshole, I will LITERALLY bury my face into a fold between two cushions and scream and accidentally get some fabric on my tongue and gag and cough until I'm hoarse and then you'll see I am serious. Do not mistake me you piece of shit I will rub my fingers REALLY vigorously through my hair and shout "I just dunno, I just dunno man" until I slap my hands down on the table and go "UHHHnnnnnnnnnn" if you keep this shit up. I WILL SLAM A FUCKING DOOR REALLY HARD SO THAT IT BOUNCES BACK OPEN AND I HAVE TO CAREFULLY PULL IT CLOSED AND SLIDE THE LATCH SHUT, do not test me

 

You're not kidding? Unironically? No joke? Honestly though. Be real for a sec. Woah woah woah. Rewind. Haha wow. Incredible. I mean, christ almighty, fuck's sake, come on now.

Oh? Hmm? Hmm. Right. Uh huh. ???? Ahhhhh, okay. Damn. Fuck, man. Wow. Unironically though. You really aren't kidding. Seriously though. FOR REAL.

Yeah okay. Sure. Suuuurrrrre. All right, whatever you say. Yeah yeah. Fine. Okay bud.

 

That's you. You're that dumbass baby actually not me

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Naked mole rats are considered an example of a truly "eusocial" mammal analogue to ants. More evidence for the idea that social behavior/societal grouping, once established in a species, characterizes it more potently than just about anything else in its genetic history. Chimps might be our closest genetic relatives, but the way we live and think is probably much more similar to these guys.

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

my theory is that one of humor's main uses is as a way to compartmentalize things like horror and sorrow, and if you spend a lot of time becoming acutely aware of how much misery there is out there your sense of humor gets a lot of practice to compensate

EDIT: long way to say we are a little twisted around here, a bunch of jokers even, clowns who find the prospect of doing crime...humorous

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

If I wanted to think I wouldn't be posting

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I was thinking of going for the standard: 5x squants 5x prybars 10x twistbacks 5x Bosnian rollups

But I have heard this can be overtaxing and that I should focus on general cardio instead of just resentment training

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

There's a little chunk missing from the meat of my shin and I think it's from a brown recluse bite. What the FUCK, I go out of my way to even put these venomous fuckers outside instead of killing them and this is how they repay my respect

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Hearing (iirc) about how the Puritans didn't officially name their children until their 10th birthday sadness-abysmal

 

I love garter snakes so much, this one was curious and friendly and slid right across my leg after telescoping a bit for me to take a photo.

 

So there's this documentary I saw many years ago called Onibus 147. Long story short, it's about a kid in Rio who held some people in a bus hostage. I think it was an incredible experience to watch it but it has been like a decade since I did. Still, for some reason it has never left my mind. I can't say it traumatized me or anything, but I was a different person after watching it. I'm not sure if I would have the political opinions I have today without watching this documentary.

Look, I just want to talk about this movie. If you are reading this thread and you've seen it jump in here and say something because it makes me really sad to think that the name Sandro Nascimento will someday be completely forgotten. Being exposed to the story of Nascimento and the way it ended was probably the first time I remember truly feeling anger at the good ol boys in blue, the first time I was able to truly conceive of what poverty means, the first sight I caught of the grinding, meat-splattered gears underneath the floorboards.

Maybe it's not even an amazing movie, maybe I shouldn't rewatch it and open that old wound, but right now it doesn't really matter because I can't find the god damn thing anywhere. If you know where it's uploaded or where it can be found let me know.

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