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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

a party no one shows up to? what is this, a Liberal Democratic Party?

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remember you Christmas posts about your shrimps. How are they doing?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

They're doing well! They're eating algae and multiplying like roaches

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Do they have nachos at this party?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey wait those were my pants why did you shid in them kitty-cri

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

You know what you did

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

monkey's paw style crab rave

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I don't think you got reason to talk to me this way

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Got ants in your pants there chief?