citrussy_capybara

joined 2 years ago
[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

just like me fr fr

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

ringing up bullets as bananas on the self-checkout machine

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

he’s running
Mr Beast 2040, someone snag some domains for ransom

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

lead was found in every tampon tested and one had 16 toxic metals. but they don’t know if the toxic metals are absorbed by the body. or how the metals got there whether from cotton plant soil or added by the manufacturer for antimicrobial or “odor control” reasons.

“Should we clean the fibers we’re selling to people to put in their holes?”
“Nah, we’ll say the toxic metals will sort out their smelly downstairs. Besides, slow bimbofication through toxic metals rotting the brain will help maintain patriarchy. In fact, sprinkle some more metals in them.”

agony-deep

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

makes sense now, didn’t consider the fascist pov

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

appreciate the really detailed answer, was mostly wondering if using this on blueanon would work without them countering with “but they were the bad party back then”

is this taught in schools over there or something that has to be learned outside the classroom?

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

모태솔로 hell joseon

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yes, thank you

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’ve been looking for an excuse to draw this meme for ages and then BAM Shadow Dark'ness Dementia Raven Heart was right there

https://velnna.tumblr.com/post/726435951973416960/ive-been-looking-for-an-excuse-to-draw-this-meme

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

time consuming but with event parking everyone else leaves over time so it’s one of the few left, would be awful for general parking though for sure with people coming and going

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (8 children)

was this before or after the parties switched? probably still works

 
 
 

dark daddy was right, the Empire is good and needs our financial support, shouldn’t’ve rebelled

 

They told me they were a programmer, but when I found out it was for the NSA I broke it off. Now they’re here begging me to give them another chance with a bluetooth speaker playing Peter Gabriel.

 

nevermind, already been done

 

crab-party

 
 

Father: Remember son, women are VIXENS!
They’re orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!

Kid: wrow

10 years later… (panel 2)

Goth woman with guitar: Needless to say it was the most metal thing I’d ever heard in my life

(artist) happyroadkill

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