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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Welcome to the Circus of Values!"

Previously, these vending machines likely sold more appropriate items for the public until the Civil War hit Rapture. Then, the inclusion of ammunition and healing materials would make them very convenient.

yea

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Hola Senor!

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

ringing up bullets as bananas on the self-checkout machine

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Blue Stinger for the Dreamcast, a game that came out in 2001, had gun vending machines in a shopping mall that played Christmas music.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No shit i have that on my retroid and will fire it up right now since I don't think I've played it yet

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Lovely little b-movie homage of a game. It tries to be Resident Evil but fails but still comes out ahead with it's charm.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I legitimately can’t tell if this is the fucking onion or not

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

It's the AP. About as far from the onion as you can get.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Using the transitive property, this means free ammo

[–] Titou@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Perfect for any mass shooting !

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Are you tired of arriving at a potential massacre site, ready to go, only to realize you left your ammo at home?! Hi, Billy Mays here..."