FnordPrefect

"First they came for the Gooners
which is really pretty ironic if you think about it"

Nanny state

'Let 'em touch the hot burner! They'll learn...' Dad state

So there’s not a lot of appetite for raising an alarm, especially if it could be perceived subsequently as a false alarm.

That's the whole damn point in raising an alarm!

"The fire alarm going off allowed the residents to stop the fire with just a quick blast from a handheld extinguisher. But since there wasn't a lot of fire I guess we really don't need the fire alarms after all. I mean, they're so loud and annoying!"

"Welcome to the Circus of Values!"

Previously, these vending machines likely sold more appropriate items for the public until the Civil War hit Rapture. Then, the inclusion of ammunition and healing materials would make them very convenient.

James Inhofe

James In hell

Also, until libs use this to show that Biden is good for 2 more terms

So, what percentage of Burgerlanders could name more than 3 (including Biden) of these people do ya think?

"We will take it on a regular basis" - MSM host

probably the most accurate statement of the entire interview

"Mom, can we have green spaces?"

'No, we have green space at home!"

The green space at home

The image does make a great infographic about how inefficient cars are at using space though

OK, probably straining the "mostly" here, but why not:

Mike "Pillow" Lindell or for the rich conman huckster unity ticket

or

for four years of this dynamic

"Of course I pooped my pants! Everyone my age poops their pants, it's the coolest!"

'Really?'

"YEESSS! You ain't fit to lead a country unless you pooped your pants!"

'Hey everybody, Biden pooped his pants too! Alright!'

don't refer to Predator...don't refer to Predator...don't refer to Predator

"Sooo, the jet lag made him susceptible to the Havana Syndrome Ray that was used to simulate cold (NOT COVID!) symptoms which is why he seemed improved the next afternoon

...why is no one taking us seriously anymore?"