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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, someone talking openly about experiences with fecal incontinence on live television could be good for reducing the stigma around a common and often age-related medical condition that many people find shameful and humiliating... But perhaps not when that someone is Whoopi Goldberg, and the context is Joe Biden's obviously declining health.

Congrats on being pantshitbuddies with the president, Whoopi, we're all very proud

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She literally has that stage name cause she farted on set a bunch. She changed her last name to Goldberg because she thought jews run Hollywood and it'd give her an edge. Not making this up

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I guess her rank just got upgraded from Whoopi to Poopy Goldberg

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Poopi Goldberg lmao

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you're a billionaire shithead, and you went on live TV to say to millions you shit your pants. what a pathetic worthless sad sack of sobs.

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a follow up to her yelling at young people for not having enough money.

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also to her claiming Joe Biden ended Apartheid in South Africa

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

She's old, people get incontinence when they get old. The shitty thing here is she's trying to make this about Biden's age, not the very obvious symptoms of age related mental decline.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

LISTEN UP AMERICA I SHIT MY PANTS ALL THE TIME

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

blue maga is amazing and beautiful and exquisite and the democratic party deserves no less undignified a death

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, she's called Whoopi for a reason, and now we know why.

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sister Scat 2: Shat in the Habit.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is legit why. She was farting on set a lot in some early thing she did and got the nickname. The Goldberg is because she figured she'd do better in Hollywood with a Jewish last name.

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I knew about the second part but, I didn't think the first part was so on the nose. It really is from our forum's in jokes considered how she is literally shitting and farting her doo doo ass.

I love how my mother hangs onto every word any of these folks say just because of their celebrity status.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liberals don't really believe anything, that's why it's so easy for them to contrive opinions about things.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

New site tagline dropped? Thanks Whoopi!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm picturing Guinan telling this to Picard in a very dramatic moment

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Darmok and Jalad. In the Diaper.

Shaka, when the absorbent pad failed.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

"Of course I pooped my pants! Everyone my age poops their pants, it's the coolest!"

'Really?'

"YEESSS! You ain't fit to lead a country unless you pooped your pants!"

'Hey everybody, Biden pooped his pants too! Alright!'

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Trump supporters solidarity Biden supporters

"Real men wear diapers"

A ringing endorsement. Thanks Whoopi!

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

If shitting your pants is cool, then I'm ~~Miles Davis~~ Whoopi Goldberg

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

big boy poopy day

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Trump is the only one pooping his pants. Biden is pooping our pants.

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

the dirt owls are not what they seem

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Poopi whoopi

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Everyday I shid out muh doo doo kazoo