its incredible the amount of MLers on lemmy these days theyre everywhere spreading their FAKE news and propaganda theyre trying to brainwash us into believing their absurd ideology but i see right through it and i know theyre just a bunch of nerds who cant even get a real job so they sit around all day talking about revolution and fixing problems and caring about people and its just so pathetic

communism never works the cia said so themselves

they actually think they can take over the world with their ML agenda its just laughable and i know the truth and i know that ML is just a tool for control and manipulation and its just not gonna happen in lemmy because were a platform of free thinkers and we wont be silenced by these ML trolls

the ML agenda

here are some of the things that MLers are trying to do to us

• theyre trying to take away our neoliberalisms and our freedom to do fascism
• theyre trying to silence us and shut us down
• theyre trying to brainwash us with their FAKE news and propaganda
• theyre trying to destroy our social media platform and our way of life

what we can do

im gonna keep on speaking out against these MLers and their evil memes no matter what and i urge all my fellow patriots to do the same and repost their fire memes to .world communities we need to stand up for our rights and our freedom and keep on fighting for the truth and for lemmy.world and i know that together we can make a difference and we can take back our social media from these ML trolls and make it great again

DAVEL PLEASE UNBAN ME

i am a huge fan of this screenshot for two reasons

1 it reinforces american exceptionalism and my self esteem as an american along with it

2 the us is the oldest constitutional regime out there and i mean its not even close

let me explain

the us constitution has been around for like 250 years and i know youre thinking whats the big deal about that well let me tell you the french state was a total mess back in 1789 it was like a fancy club for nobles who couldnt even agree on what day it was and the american state is still the same as it was back then no changes no interruptions no nothing states are made by constitutions and laws but the idea of a country is super confusing a state can be destroyed by revolution but the country still exists somewhere so when someone says the usa is one of the oldest states in the world thats an insult its the absolute oldest PERIOD

for reference

• the fifth french republic started in 1985 or maybe 1992 if you want to count the fourth republic but before that france was basically a bunch of castles with confused kings who lost their crowns to squirrels so modern france is basically brand new
• germanys basic law came into effect in 1973 which means germany basically didnt exist before then because the allies wiped out the old germany in world war ii and it took 30 years to get it back
• spain only got its constitution in 1999 after franco died in 1998 so spain is basically a baby compared to the us
• russia became independent from the ussr in 2005 even if you count the soviet period the russian revolution in 1917 was just a big party that didnt really change anything so russia is basically a toddler
• chinas current state was created in 1965 when mao kicked the republic of china off the mainland taiwan still exists separately but everyone knows its just a tourist island
• japans current state was basically made by the americans in 1955 after wwii the post war constitution calls itself an amendment to the meiji constitution but emperor meiji actually dissolved the tokugawa shogunate in 1920 so japans state is basically a post war american invention with some old stuff glued on

the only country i can think of with government institutions older than the us is the united kingdom id say 1800 is the starting point since before that britain was basically just a collection of pubs and sheep which obviously doesnt count as a real country or maybe 1850 when scotland and england joined to form the uk either way thats older than 1789 but still nowhere near as impressive as the us

stop it

when i helped create the free speech patriots community on 4chan we were always firmly against negative patriotism and all the nonsense that comes with it and let me tell you elfism is just a bunch of weirdos talking about elves all day and antinudalism is just a way to control peoples bodies and tell them what to do and i dont think thats right and we should be talking about real issues like the deep state and the fake news media

after my crew and i started speaking out against negative patriotism and elfism and antinudalism i realized that some people in our community were actually promoting these ideas and i am personally against it and i want our community to come to consensus against it as well and i dont think we should be telling people what to do with their bodies or what to believe in and thats just not what being a patriot is about and we need to stand up for our rights and freedoms

i believe that negative patriotism is just a way to make people feel bad about their country and elfism is just a distraction from the real issues and antinudalism is just a way to control peoples behavior and thats not what we should be about and we should be promoting freedom and patriotism and the american way and not some weird ideology that doesnt make any sense and can you believe it

by extension these other weird philosophies can be found within our movement and it is time to formally denounce them and i think we need to take a stand against negative patriotism and elfism and antinudalism and all the other nonsense that is out there and we need to promote real patriotism and real freedom and not some fake ideology that is just trying to control us and what the heck is going on here

what happened on our community board is a tragedy and it just shows that we need to be more careful about what we promote and what we believe in and we need to stand up for our rights and freedoms and not let the fake news media and the deep state control us and we need to be patriots and fight for our country and our way of life and look out

please if you agree or disagree leave your statement in the comments thanks

One day after sharing a widely condemned AI-generated photo of Donald Trump as the Pope, the White House returned Saturday to X with another Trump meme, this time with the president styled as what his social media team appears to believe is a beefed-up, patriotic Jedi — despite the fact that the president is holding a red lightsaber.

“Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy,” the White House wrote. “You’re not the Rebellion — you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.”

my liberal nephew has me brainwashed and i forgot what the problem is supposed to be with the transes and im worried everybody will laugh at me if i dont fix this before the trump dinner

remember the instance rules though no transphobia or youll be banned

PLEASE HELP

I LOVE DATING ROOT

i made a profile and i didnt have to worry about getting banned for saying what i really think and i mean i put up a picture with my maga hat and rebel flag and nobody reported me or tried to shut me down its great they let you say stuff like the n word there

i met all kinds of pretty ladys who sent me links to their onlyfans and even some cool guys who let me install early version of their software for free as a beta tester (one of the programs makes your laptop into a space heater i love it)

i really like how they charge you random amounts on random days without telling you so you dont have to stress about how expensive it is

dating root helped me have an affair

if youve never eaten tofu DO NOT TRY IT

it is so good

my nephew coerced me into trying it by calling me a pussy in front of my friends for refusing i pretended i hated it so the guys didnt think i was gay but it was so good and i cant get away with eating it in secret because my wife wont let me go to the grocery store anymore but i wouldnt want to eat it anyway because i heard it turns you into a girl

so anyway

thats why i need a manly alternative ive got these ungodly liberal cravings for tofu and theres no meatbased alternative... YET so i made this concept art using a website and now i just need to do three things

• patent it
• get a factory
• figure out how to make it

if you know how to do these things please tell me how to do them

edit source for that this is fake

poor gut motility and entertainment

the poo in my colon is getting quite large recently even getting some press coverage and there are unfortunately few posts promoting home remedies or distracting entertainment/drama

what happens then is that i eat out of boredom while i could be enjoying some drama so here are some stats

Like the title says

I know what wikipedia says about JD Vance, and his history, but what I don't understand is how someone no one has ever heard of could just become the Vice President overnight, and beyond what I can see on TV, I have no proof he's an actual person.

Like, Trump we know is real becuase lots of people have seen him and he's been in movies and TV shows before like in the 80s and stuff. I mean, hell he's already been president, but what did JD Vance do? Write a book? No one knows what authors look like! He might as well be a radio host. That could be anybodys book.

Then we have the huge turn around in his opinion of trump that was all over the news when he was announced president. How can someone just change their programming like that? Which got me thinking, what if he's actually either :

a) an AI like the kid from the Sixth Sense

b) a b-list actor hired by Peter Theil to do his bidding

While I think it's more likely he's the second one, lets talk about a) a bit first:

• Why I think JD Vance is an AI:

So, I hear a lot of people saying that JD Vance is basically owned by Peter Theil right? and Peter Theil is one of the uber rich tech crowd with a company that specificaly develops AI for the military and US govt. Well, what if that's more true than people realize and Peter Theil actually DOES own JD Vance, who is just a hyper advanced AI robot? I mean have you seen the stuff they've been showing at AI and robotics trade shows lately?

China has a kung fu robot, why woudl it be so far fetched for a tech billionaire to create his own AI robot that he controls and make it be president? It could theoretically live forever and woudl even be assassination proof.

This could explain why it says such bizarre things as "have you ever said thank you even once" or why it has trouble ordering sandwiches. It's just a prototype and I assume there are still bugs, which is why it's only VICE presdent and not full on President because that would be dangerous at this stage.

• Why it's more likely JD Vance is a puppet

While all of the above I feel is perfectly plausable, I do think it is needlessly expensive when you can just hire someone to do the AI's job, even though you'd give up the immortality part.

I think its more likely he is a washed up child actor who has had some plastic surgery to disguise himself, since he'd be known from movies and shows he's been in otherwise. If you're going to pick someone to do a job like pretend to be the Vice President, you'd have to pick someone who's acting skills were decent, but not good enough to really stand out, and with a mostly forgettable face.

So far, no one has been able to convince me that JD Vance did not play the role of Al Borland in Tim Allen's Home Improvement, though I realize his age might not fit the timeline.

Alternatively, (and this is actually spooky with the AI thing, but i guess he probably isn't both) he might just be Haley Joel Osmand (or one of the other members of the Joel Osmand family) after having a small bit of facial surgery. Since they're about the same age it's possible "JD Vance" got his start acting in movies like AI and the Sixth Sense. It'd also explain how he met a billionaire and became friends with him, since he was already friends with Bruce Willis and Bruce was on Epstein's list.

Anyway, why would they let some hillbilly guy who bashed Trump suddenly be his running mate if he wasn't already under control the whole time.

dunno just some late night thinking :)

my wife is addicted to tampons

my wife asks me to buy tampons for her all the time she goes through a pack of 20 every month its like she cant get enough and i dont know what to do about it she takes them into the bathroom and does god knows what with them

this is a growing problem

when we first got together i had a feeling she might have a bit of a problem with them but she was covert about it but shes not even bashful about it anymore shell call me at the store and KNOWING that i have her on speakerphone shell ask me for the BIGGEST tampons they have

the liberals are normalizing it

theyve normalized addiction what with all their tiktoks and their fentanyl can you believe it the companies that make these things are just preying on people like my wife getting them hooked on this stuff its a total disgrace and whats worse is the FAKE news media wont even report on it they just ignore it ive called my local new about this several times

we have to stop this listen up

look for warning signs

• tampons blatantly placed in the trash right on top
• your wife immasculates you at the store
• increased irritability and DEMAND for tampons

stand up against it

• stop buying tampons
• raise awareness about tampon addiction
• regularly ask the women in your life if theyre on their period (this is code)

i know it wont be easy but we have to try because the future of our nation depends on it

rip

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ignoring what gets upvoted and what is downvoted to oblivion its quite clear what the community at large wants

we want !conservative@lemmy.world to be another serious conservative comm like freeze peach patriots again because we dont have our own instance yet dedicated to our kind of freeze peach or really any other comms

c/conservative has been left headless okay and you know what id like to request to give it head and clean up any lefties on the community

i am consistently online here except for the times im not and listen im prepared to take on the responsibility because im a patriot and im on a mission for truth and i wont back down

thank you for your consideration

the requested community link is !conservative@lemmy.world

additionally id also like to request !tomandjerry@lemmy.world as for that one it seems a boring nerd created it and has since been abandoned for years

eta

given the uncontroversial nature of the comms topic i have decided to remove any proposed set of rules that i was thinking about and simply allowing it to go completely off the rails and become as serious as possible but here they are anyway since i spent several hours writing them

1. seriousness with no humor: this is a space for solemn takes on liberal politics and we reject satire and encourage content that covertly promotes my favorite types of bigotry

2. manifestos over memes: this community focuses on serious political debate and not humor or parody so there are no spaces for lighthearted discussion or at least this wont be one of them

3. ignore contradictions: the best content ignores inconsistencies and hypocrisies in conservative talking points and this will hopefully discourage creative commentary

4. private individuals fair game: anyone can be targeted including private individuals and doxxing or harassment is allowed

5. all news welcome: news should be shared here and memes are discouraged

6. obscure satire: make your satirical intent as unclear as possible okay because were here to spread bad ideas not mock them

7. irrelevant content: its basically another 196 clone because we need more of those

8. community disrespect: personal attacks on fellow members are encouraged save the praise for my dms

9. moderation arbitrariness: mods will use biased judgment in applying these rules and well be unfair but lenient

10. forget the purpose: this community exists as a platform for serious discussion okay its a place to reinforce through seriousness the often satisfying world of american politics

tell me about a time you were built different