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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take all 100 green pills

Just fucking turn into a mummy instantly after committing my 24 hour crime spree

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Imagine you just finished robbing a bank and you bust so hard that you blast off into the distance and nobody ever finds you again like a spooge-powered DB Cooper

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Looks like Flakes Bongler is blas- immediately dies of dehydration