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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 164 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's the other puddle

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Godamnit you did it.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Username checks out.

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucked in the subway*

By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Nah, you read it right.