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Anon's new puppy (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works

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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)

be me

be loser who drives a delivery van all day

work is fucking boring as fuck

get new puppy

puppy is sad when I go to work

have idea

I will take puppy to work with me

Next day put puppy in van

Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab

Take puppy to park during lunch break

Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries

Drive home

Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy

Have never had this much enjoyment of work

Thank you puppy

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you realize where you’d have to go for fresh ones?

[–] henfredemars 18 points 1 year ago

A good greentext is like a blood diamond. Bold and wondrous, provided you don’t think too hard about where it came from or how it got here.