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Anon's new puppy (infosec.pub)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works

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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)

be me

be loser who drives a delivery van all day

work is fucking boring as fuck

get new puppy

puppy is sad when I go to work

have idea

I will take puppy to work with me

Next day put puppy in van

Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab

Take puppy to park during lunch break

Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries

Drive home

Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy

Have never had this much enjoyment of work

Thank you puppy

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Get fired by dog hating boss

Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along

Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees

Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy

Thanks puppy

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Just let the puppy drive, get 2 birds stoned at once

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

I tell people that if they're lonely, a dog is a friend who loves you and you can go get one for just a few hundred dollars (or for free if you're willing to adopt an older dog).