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This is what happens when you have way too much land from killing all the indigenous people. You pour asphalt everywhere instead of building a parking garage.
sorry, but
pour toxic waste everywhere
indigenous people
sprays pesticide all over food
don't know
kill every buffalo and pile their skulls into a mountain
how to
turn the entire continental shelf into a parking lot
use the
embalm the dead with formaldehyde and bury them in an expensive box that biodegrades as slowly as possible
land properly
burn fossil fuels until the planet becomes uninhabitable
so god gave it to us instead
eating nothing but burgers for 50 years
it's called manifest destiny you wouldn't understand it
die of stomach cancer
Seriously, even the dinky minor league team near me has parking garages.
This is what happens when you want to brag about your green design but don't actually give a shit about sustainability.
Pouring a bunch of asphalt in a massive rectangle would reduce the overall footprint by like 60%.
This was somebody who thought "green infrastructure" meant randomly placing trees and spreading out parking spaces.