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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Would you rather have a magic van that can teleport you anywhere you want and time travel anywhere you want, or a magic ring that when it touches a book you absorb all the knowledge inside? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Since I posted some weirder ones, here's one that's a treat. I like both so much I can't choose.

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well as a friend of Satan, by change global warming do you mean make it worse

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Satan, who is the god of this world - https://biblehub.com/2_corinthians/4-4.htm

The bloody death cult of Christianity are the ones who don't care about this planet. Its demise means their rapture is coming, so why would they care about its longevity?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Satan, who is the god of this world - https://biblehub.com/2_corinthians/4-4.htm

[Albigensian crusade noises]

Yes, this is a deep cut joke few people will get.