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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

submitted 1 year ago by anachronist@midwest.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Genie: Listen here you little shit

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For a genie it may sound like gambling.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I'm just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it "spending". You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you'll single handedly move the market in the process.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No gambling

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I still "bought" the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.