Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 8 months ago by Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

My doctor diagnosed me with "Epiploic Appendagitis", incredibly painful, but not dangerous. Said "It's like appendicitis, but on the other side."

"So... 'Table-of-Contents-itis.'"