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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)
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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[โ€“] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Reminding myself that I'll most probably outlive Trump and Putin provides me happiness.

[โ€“] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 5 points 1 year ago

I keep saying that Trumps greatest virtue is that he is mortal and will die. It is amazing for my mood.

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