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Vampire anatomy expert here.
They are totally like straws. You were dead on.
I thought the same thing. Glad I was right all along
I am here for you. You can know that you're right by me telling you so.
Dead on: apply directly to the foredead.
Typically the neck or inner thigh are better bite spots but if you can get a good grip on the head it will bleeeeeed
Oh right.
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Ex Vampire here: That's what I woulda did.