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Next month is gonna be rough (lemmy.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If anything modern day santa is more of an invention of Coca-Cola than Christianity or Paganism.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Santa isn't red and white for no reason

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Santa is the bringer of the New World Order

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I prefer this variant from the Pennsylvania Dutch, originating in the early 1800s.

[–] CHKMRK@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Judgment is nigh, for the Belsnickel ist I

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 7 months ago

He makes a list of all the boys and girls (of course, he checks it twice to ensure no mistakes were made), and he determines who is impish and who is admirable.