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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nino477@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Post the full story

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is there more to it?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

same thing happened to me

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

RIP in peace

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Happens

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.