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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Any apartment building that size should have a couple floors of retail, especially food - they would make a fortune. If I lived there I would illegally sell teriyaki or something out of my apartment. Better still, run it like a street drug business - pay cooks and delivery people, and have distributors in between - they alone know where the kitchens are. Eventually it's the chicken fingers episode of Community.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Costco recently opened a location in California that is also a high rise apartment building

Imagine, rotisserie chicken every day

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Are you trying to make me hate my life? Man…

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

Welcome to Costco, we love you!

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Until you realize that every other neighbor does the same, there's a price war going on, the sole supplier of a key ingredient leverages their monopoly, and the good cooks are bribing the delivery people to cut you out of the loop.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's when you call Mr. Wolf.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 9 months ago

Homo homini lupus.